Every team has a chart. Every player has a chart. Every Sunday, the sky has an opinion on the games you're about to watch.
Launching with the NFL Draft · April 23–25, 2026
Birth dates, planets, personality. Why the Bills can't quit, why the Cowboys always look good in September, why the Eagles are a head-butt.
Every player's sun sign, scored against their position. Who's a textbook fit, who's a fascinating outlier, and why Taurus offensive tackles are eternal.
Transits overlaid on both team charts at the moment the ball is live. Cosmic MVP. Upset alerts. Quarter-by-quarter vibe forecast.
Whether you're the one who knows the depth chart or the one who's been dragged to the watch party, Endzone Zodiac gives both of you something new to get into in the same moment. Football has a ritual. Astrology has a ritual. This is the overlay.
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